Lover Of Humorous Moments Mugs

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,

'You had me at hell.'

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

'What are you implying?'

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

'Pavlov's first experiment'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

"Look, I'm bored, you're bored – why don't you let me go down there and shake things up a bit?"

Aristophanes

Dentist preparing woodwork drill for dentistry.

"I came here because my photography work is suffering - everybody on social media says they love my abstract pictures. The problem is, I do landscape pictures."

'You look lovely today.'

"I don't know about turning, but I was tossing all night."

"Just a reminder, … I'll be billing all seven personalities together."

"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"Believe me, you don't want to know where it all comes from."

"The catch is you only get one chopstick"

"You will meet a tall, dark stranger. Unfortunately, it's a grizzly bear!"

"The book ends are for people who like to read between the lions."