Lover Of Halloween Antics Prints

Pranking Zombies

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Home depot."

Night of the Zombonies.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Dead Funny

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I said slime."

Zombies.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Trick or Tweet

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"