Lover Of Grand Spectacles Gifts

'It'll never work, Richard. We're too different. For example, I only like a parade...'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Hugh fans!"

Beach hats

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

NHS/Private Eye Care.

Trappist talk show.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

Snow blind.

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

'It's my only indulgence.'

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

'I wonder if you could shed some light on this department's high 'miscellaneous expenditure' total?'

Graduation.

"Get me the coast."

'Sorry I'm late for class, but I got lost again.'

Lisa, will you marry me... and if so promise not to go nuts planning the wedding.

"Oh, look, John. They have 'Edible Arrangements' here!"

"Trust me, I'm in PR."

The Rake's Progress - Tavern Scene.

"They can shine a light at night all they want, with my sunglasses on, they won't spot me..."

"Welcome to the Cirque du Soleil!"

'This is my uncle Harry: He made his fortune sniffing for truffles in France...'

Old women in model village over reacting at 'wrestling' in the model town hall

Necessary glasses

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'