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'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Conversation between Dogs.

Cops' Right to Beat You in Private Shall Not Be Infringed

Double Wedding

"What do you mean 'This affair is going nowhere'? This isn't nowhere."

Two lovers in a tree

Gay Couple

Moon Romance

Romance/Love at first sight.

Tunnel of Love - LGBT Friendly.

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

"How did we do?"

'A page from Sylvester Stallone's newest film script.'

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

"I'm not sure which hurts more - unrequited love or unrequited money."

'Would you be offended if I ate you?'

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

To my Valentine

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

"Being an estate agent, I should have know you'd exaggerate everthing!"

"Don't you dare!"

In his speeches, the shortest distance between two points is about forty-five minutes. (Published originally August 16, 2007.)

Coffee Ladies

"Gaby broke up with her BFF? That's awful."

'Mind if I take him outside and look at him in the light?'

"As long as you're getting all religious you can start worshipping me."

"I can't get around the house like I used to"

"I had to dump Herman. I didn't like his 'I invite, she pays' policy."

'Have you seen the floor cloth anywhere?' - 'What colour is it?' - 'Green.' - 'No, I definitely haven't seen a green floor cloth.' - 'All I have is this turqoise dish cloth that I found under the fridge.'

"He's warm, and god, is he fuzzy!"