Lover Of Girl Talk Dynamics T-Shirts

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Conversation between Dogs.

"What do you mean 'This affair is going nowhere'? This isn't nowhere."

Double Wedding

Moon Romance

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

Tunnel of Love - LGBT Friendly.

Romance/Love at first sight.

Gay Couple

Two lovers in a tree

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

"How did we do?"

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'A page from Sylvester Stallone's newest film script.'

"I'm not sure which hurts more - unrequited love or unrequited money."

'Would you be offended if I ate you?'

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

To my Valentine

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

"Don't you dare!"

Coffee Ladies

"Gaby broke up with her BFF? That's awful."

"Being an estate agent, I should have know you'd exaggerate everthing!"

"As long as you're getting all religious you can start worshipping me."

'Mind if I take him outside and look at him in the light?'

"I can't get around the house like I used to"

"I had to dump Herman. I didn't like his 'I invite, she pays' policy."

'Have you seen the floor cloth anywhere?' - 'What colour is it?' - 'Green.' - 'No, I definitely haven't seen a green floor cloth.' - 'All I have is this turqoise dish cloth that I found under the fridge.'

'We're best friends, supposedly. . .? I sleep rough, get tied up, I'm fed left-overs. . . He even snarls at me when I dump. . .?'

"He's warm, and god, is he fuzzy!"