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"He's warm, and god, is he fuzzy!"

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

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"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

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Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'I finally memorized my social security number.'

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

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The phantom of the Oprah.

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

'We're requesting a delay so my client can appear on lots of talk shows.'

'Fascinating talk on communication. Too bad this is the wrong date, time and room.'

"What a lovely little dog. What's his name?"

"I'm good thanks."

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

"I'm the eldest of three, yet I'm a highly social, under-achieving risk taker. Try and explain that!"

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

'Please welcome next . . .'

"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."

"Gaby broke up with her BFF? That's awful."