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"He's warm, and god, is he fuzzy!"

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Quentin Tarantino

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

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Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

the Morning Joe team.

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'I finally memorized my social security number.'

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

The phantom of the Oprah.

Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

Mamet Bedtime Stories

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

"Tell me, do you ever shut up?"

'We're requesting a delay so my client can appear on lots of talk shows.'

Don

'Fascinating talk on communication. Too bad this is the wrong date, time and room.'

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

"What a lovely little dog. What's his name?"

Late night? I don't know what you are talking about! Come on, Twig. You can tell me. My mom is giving me a hard time. About? She's freaking just because I started

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

"I'm the eldest of three, yet I'm a highly social, under-achieving risk taker. Try and explain that!"

"I'm good thanks."

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

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"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."