Lover Of Funny Solutions Pillows

Back scratcher

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

Man rolling ball up a hill

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"It's weeder's elbow."

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

Buoyancy Weight

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

'Your extensive anxiety condition was brought about by worrying about a national health plan.'

"We forgot to get spark plugs -- I'll drive."

'You say that when you wake up you feel dizzy for 10 minutes? I suggest that you wake up 10 minutes later.'

Royal Flush

"It's an invitation to your brother's second wedding and even the stamp has been used again!"

A Salesperson's Dilemma

Eeny, meeny, miny, mo...

"All you need is a little breeze to keep the midges at bay."

"No, this isn't low temperature physics. He's just too cheap to turn on the heat."

"Are you sure this is what the man who attacked you looked like?"

'I got a good buy on it from army surplus, and it should solve my traffic problems.'

'I've turned the house upside down, but I still can't find my car keys!'

"If you give me £1.00, I'll get him to eat your homework for you."

A man throws a stick for a dog to hang himself.