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'That's better. The little scraper was giving me a hand cramp.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

I see braces in his future.

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

"It's teeth whitening."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

Toothbrush Superhero.

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"Needs ketchup."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'