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'That's better. The little scraper was giving me a hand cramp.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"It's teeth whitening."

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

Toothbrush Superhero.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Needs ketchup."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

"Be right back... my activity tracker says it's time for me to take a short walk."