Lover Of Classical Literature Pillows

"Et tu Brute."

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Victor Hugo

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Out To Lurch

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Joan Hickson

Iliadette.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Multi-Generational Books

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Scarpia from Tosca

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'