Lover Of Classical Literature Mugs

"Et tu Brute."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tut and Carmen.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Out To Lurch

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Joan Hickson

Iliadette.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Multi-Generational Books

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Scarpia from Tosca

Solar Frankenstein

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'