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Rape of the Lock- The Battle of the Beaux and the Belles

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"This happy breed of men, this little world, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this east end of Long Island!"

'You're saying it's over?!' 'I am. But don't blame yourself, Esmarelda. It's not you... It's me.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Victor Hugo

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Out To Lurch

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Joan Hickson

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Iliadette.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Scarpia from Tosca

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Multi-Generational Books

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"