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"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Silicon Vale

John Cleese.

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

William Hague as a punk.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

A virtue of vicars

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"Looks like beach weather."

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

Rowan Atkinson.

Kenneth Williams

"Who's the daddy?"

Dawn French.

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Ant and Dec.

He instantly realised that the snake he had stumbled upon wasn't the ordinary, nonvenomous python but the feared Monty Python. However, impervious to British humor, Walter walked away unscathed.

Ricky Gervais.

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Drought in Sixth Week

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

"I told you all that silly-walking could get your leg stuck like that!"

Man's T-shirt says: 'PROTECT YOUR EYES: Never look directly at pale legs.'

Baywatch (British style)