Lover Of British Humor Mugs

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Silicon Vale

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

William Hague as a punk.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

A virtue of vicars

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Rowan Atkinson.

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

Kenneth Williams

"Who's the daddy?"

"Looks like beach weather."

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Drought in Sixth Week

Man's T-shirt says: 'PROTECT YOUR EYES: Never look directly at pale legs.'

Baywatch (British style)

Lucia & Georgie.

Sisyphus and Laurel and Hardy

'This one was hatched within the sound of Bow bells.'