British Humor Admirer Mugs

'Tea and crumpet - £50.'

Ronnie Barker

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Silicon Vale

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

William Hague as a punk.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

A virtue of vicars

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"I guess the German takeover was successful."

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

"This pizza party tastes a lot like layoffs."

Rowan Atkinson.

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"Looks like beach weather."

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

"Who's the daddy?"

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Kenneth Williams

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Damnation without relief means there is no Ladies Room.

Drought in Sixth Week