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'Tea and crumpet - £50.'

Ronnie Barker

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Silicon Vale

John Cleese.

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

William Hague as a punk.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

A virtue of vicars

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

"Who's the daddy?"

Kenneth Williams

"I guess the German takeover was successful."

Rowan Atkinson.

Dawn French.

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"Looks like beach weather."

"This pizza party tastes a lot like layoffs."

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

Ant and Dec.

He instantly realised that the snake he had stumbled upon wasn't the ordinary, nonvenomous python but the feared Monty Python. However, impervious to British humor, Walter walked away unscathed.

Drought in Sixth Week