Lover Of Awkward Dinners Pillows

'I don't think your dad likes me, Angie.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

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'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'Well this is awkward.'

Romantic Frogs

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

Fast Food Restaurant

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!'

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

I know we’re well suited for each other, Hubert, we even have the same thermostat settings!

Spinach Dating.

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

"I'm your attorney, Debbie, but I want to be more than that. I want to be your accountant, too."

'I appreciate Dr. Hill has been a great mentor at the hospital, John... But you don't need and when we go on dates!'

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'What are you implying?'

"...and you!? Did you like yours?"

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

'How can you hate something you've never tried?!'

'How is everything at this table?'