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'I don't think your dad likes me, Angie.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'Well this is awkward.'

Romantic Frogs

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Fast Food Restaurant

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.

'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!'

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

I know we’re well suited for each other, Hubert, we even have the same thermostat settings!

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

Spinach Dating.

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

"I'm your attorney, Debbie, but I want to be more than that. I want to be your accountant, too."

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'I appreciate Dr. Hill has been a great mentor at the hospital, John... But you don't need and when we go on dates!'

'What are you implying?'

'How can you hate something you've never tried?!'

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

"...and you!? Did you like yours?"

'How is everything at this table?'