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'Do you want the leaf blower?'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Little help?"

"That's very offensive."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Frosty the Repairman"

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Basic Instinct

Witch Bonfire

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

"Trick or treat?"

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

Snowman Romance

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

Bonfire

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

Executive Conkers.

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

The Itchy Back

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"I'm confused. We were trained to do our business outside, but then they bring in a tree that glows."

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"

Christmas 2020

How to Tell Spring is Here.

"You think your job is hard? I have to remember which date Easter falls on each year."

"Boy would you look at those colors? It's amazing, isn't it?"

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'