Love Vs Money Philosopher T-Shirts

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

Money god

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

"Money is life's report card."

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Economic Downturns

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"

Accountant Manqué

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

"I miss the way it was when I thought you knew everything."

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."