Love Vs Money Philosopher Gifts

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

(Diamonds shining, … Dancing, dining, …with some man in a restaurant. Is that all you really want?) (Are you making this up?) (Unsophisticated Lady)

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Money is life's report card."

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

Economic Downturns

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Money god

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Accountant Manqué

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

"I miss the way it was when I thought you knew everything."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."