
"When I lost my sense of humor, I lost my sense of compassion, which is how I got where I am today."
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"When I lost my sense of humor, I lost my sense of compassion, which is how I got where I am today."
'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'
'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'
'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'
"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."
Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'
'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'
Flat tax - equal burden?
'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'
US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.
Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.
Tempest in a Teapot
'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'
"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."
Economic Downturns
'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'
Money god
"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"
"Money is life's report card."
'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'
'I got a big refund on my income tax.'
'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'
"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."
"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."
"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."
Accountant Manqué
'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'
World Economics
'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'
You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.
"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."
"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."
'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'
"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."
Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.
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