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Relationships.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Cupid and parachutists.

Real Estate Personals

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

...In a Relationship

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

Valentine's day...The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.

Tunnel of Life and Love

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

The Face Mask

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

Snake Charmer

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

"Cute... But way too young."

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

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