Love Theme Appreciator Pillows

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

"First date hairball... awkward."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

You are my sunshine!

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

Couple in Grey

Bob Dylan

An old shoe in every bag!

"I would gladly explain it to you, Allison. But, for your information, it's inexplicable."

"YOLO."

Internet Addict Anonymous

Elderly couple

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

Gay couple living together.

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick.

'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

I love Ann - I love chip butties

"LMAO."

Good old-fashioned sex shop.

'It's been done.'