Love Maze Navigator Prints

Tinder Maze

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

The Corporate Rat.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Mine Shaft of Love.

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

Lab rat in maze, sees 'you are here' map.

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

...In a Relationship

"Can't find your office, doc?"

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

Bumper Cars of Love.

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

Psychological Testing Center.

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'You have a good chance of recovery, if you can make it through hospital admissions.'

"We slipped in the tub."

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"