Love Language Gifting Gifts

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

The wife whisperer.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Christmas Presents.

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

Santa called but you were out!

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

CEO.

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

Tipping Pain Chart

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'They were all out of roses.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Valentines Day truck

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."