Love Language Gifting Gifts

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

The wife whisperer.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Christmas Presents.

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

Santa called but you were out!

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

CEO.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Tipping Pain Chart

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'They were all out of roses.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."