Love Igniter Pillows

"Wow! She's hot!"

An ancient man starts the fire of love.

Match and Heart

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

Real Estate Personals

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

THEY WANT TO CHANGE US

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Creative family

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"God's Gift to Women?"

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

...In a Relationship

A man and a woman click together.

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

Tunnel of Life and Love

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"He loves me!"

'I'll need four character references.'

A lesbian couple diving for pearls