Love Igniter Mugs

"Wow! She's hot!"

An ancient man starts the fire of love.

Match and Heart

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

Creative family

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Real Estate Personals

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

THEY WANT TO CHANGE US

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"God's Gift to Women?"

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

Wait

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

...In a Relationship

Tunnel of Life and Love

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

Bumper Cars of Love.

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

A man and a woman click together.

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"Of course I've had some wonderful times since we've been married. Mostly, while you were at work."

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'I'll need four character references.'

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."