Love Evolutionist Pillows

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Sexual chemistry set

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

Evolution Solution: Billions of years in the business - We'll guide you through the process, step by step.

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"Crap. I overslept."

Intelligent Sexual Design

Off to a bad start.

tbt

Mall of ages

Evolution on the brink

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

Evolution of love

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'

"Now do you believe me?"

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

Tunnel of Love.