Love Evolutionist Mugs

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Sexual chemistry set

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

Mall of ages

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

tbt

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"Crap. I overslept."

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

Evolution on the brink

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'

"Now do you believe me?"

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

Evolution...the decoy shark.