Love Dove Pillows

"Will you be my emotional support human?"

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Romance

Right click for yes...

A heart shaped cake

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

Powerful Love.

"I love you, you big fool."

I only have eyes for you

Relationship Warning Lights

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"This will be hilarious!"

Paint pots in love

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Dancing in pyjamas

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Romance

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"I heard they mate for life."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Love linked

Holding hands

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Man propelled by love

"You're solemates!"

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

Valentine Day