Dove Admirers Pillows

The Crushing of Peace

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Foster failure

65 Million Years Ago

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Yakety-Yak

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"Will you be my emotional support human?"

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

"You can never run too many bone marrow tests."

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

War and Peace

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

Jurassic Ark

"I've just been conned out of my dinner by a craft fox!"

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

The first Airbender!

'The baby's just fallen asleep: Don't you dare...'

'That does it!! NO MORE KIDS!!'

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

The Flirtateous Period