Dove Admirers Gifts

The Crushing of Peace

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Foster failure

65 Million Years Ago

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

I'm sure it's fake.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Yakety-Yak

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

"Will you be my emotional support human?"

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

"You can never run too many bone marrow tests."

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

The first Airbender!

'The baby's just fallen asleep: Don't you dare...'

Jurassic Ark

'That does it!! NO MORE KIDS!!'

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

The Flirtateous Period

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

War and Peace