Love Conundrum Solver Prints

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! I met a lady a while back. We're both stuck in marriages we don't want to be in. We'd rather be together but we don't have the courage to end things. What do you mean "courage"? Ending things isn't "courageous," it's cowardly. Courage means not running from misery, but embracing it, becoming its master, and delivering it upon all those around you with vengeance.

"I'm attracted to his 'come to bed eyes', but I'm put off by his 'go to the cake shop body'."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

Company Ink.

Communication Breakdowns

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"You complete me, Barbara."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"My wife is constantly invading my personal space. I think she gets it from her family."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

You look lovely tonight. It's a good think the coat-check girl let me check my thought balloons. !!

"So this is me."

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

Damned if you do...

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"Your wife probably doesn't understand you because you always sound muffled."

"I didn't say WE were going on a double date. I said I was going on a double date."

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

'Would it kill him to be on the bottom for once?'

In Case of Broken Glass, Break Glass.

"If you just follow Sadie, she'll show you the way out."

Unhappy businessman as he watches his sales go crashing down on his chart

"He's a Hypochondriac !"

"In a world of 'from's' and 'to's', I always seem to be a 'cc'."

Smart phone Problems