"God's Gift to Women?"
Love Catalyst Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates the love catalyst—someone who sparks passion and creativity in others? Our curated collection features thoughtful, witty, and inspiring products designed to honor their role as a motivator and a source of love and inspiration. Whether it's a gift for a friend, partner, or a creative soul in your life, find something that captures their vibrant spirit and dedication to spreading love and creativity.
"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"
"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."
'In Love'
"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"
"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."
Emotional Bling
The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.
Barman In Love.
"Things are looking up!"
Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.
Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....
Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.
"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."
Pheromones.
"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."
Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.
Two men wearing laurels and holding hands
"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."
"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."
Scot holding a heart.
Dating the efficiency expert.
"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"
Developing links within business.
Mine Shaft of Love.
"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."
'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'
'Your wife says you were married for 50 years and now you want to communicate?'
Same Sex Wedding
'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'
If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.
"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"
Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.
"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"
National corporate ladder of success monument.
Love Catalyst Gifts Collection
Love Catalyst Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that recognize the love catalysts—perfect for keeping their spirited energy front and center.
Love Catalyst Pillows
Find pillows that celebrate the love catalyst in your life—bright, cozy, and full of inspiring message or playful charm.
Love Catalyst Prints
Decorate with prints that honor their role as a love catalyst—artful reminders of their inspiring influence.
Love Catalyst T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts crafted for love catalysts—wear their passion and creativity proudly with our witty, inspiring designs.