Love Catalyst Pillows

"God's Gift to Women?"

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

'In Love'

Emotional Bling

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Things are looking up!"

Barman In Love.

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....

Pheromones.

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Scot holding a heart.

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

Dating the efficiency expert.

Developing links within business.

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

'Your wife says you were married for 50 years and now you want to communicate?'

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

Same Sex Wedding

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."