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"Would you still love me if I wasn't a criminal?"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Prison Romance.

Wow. A corner office at last

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Sweet Jailbreak

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Desert Island Inmate

'Equal protection of the law, my foot! -- That was RANK discrimination against bank robbers!'

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

"What's your exit strategy?"

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

FISH ESCAPE.

'Sure, you can escape, but you never escape unscathed.'

"I think I found the problem...."

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

Santa visits prison.

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'

The great escape.