Love Behind Bars Prints

"Would you still love me if I wasn't a criminal?"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Prison Romance.

Wow. A corner office at last

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'Equal protection of the law, my foot! -- That was RANK discrimination against bank robbers!'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

"You ever done time?"

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

"What's your exit strategy?"

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

"I think I found the problem...."

Santa visits prison.

Get you anything while I'm out?

Dannemora School for Exceptional & Gifted Felons.

Exit vent. Cell block. Climb down bedsheets. Hide behind shrubs. Machine shop. Get tools. Cut fence. Climb tower. View prison up here. Supply room. Crawl through vent. Rope ladder. This escape plan of yours might have worked if it wasn't for the going-away party! Good bye! We'll miss you.

"I found your contact lens."

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

FISH ESCAPE.

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'

'Sure, you can escape, but you never escape unscathed.'

"Bit of a hitch, guys - it may not be viable for me to return to the office just yet."

The great escape.