Love At First Sight Enthusiast Gifts

Ouch!

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Dialogue

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Love Birds love just being together

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Valentines Balloons

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

You make me want to be a better bum.

Whale Romance

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

Cupid

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"You complete me, Barbara."

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Dreaming of Love

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands