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Brain versus Heart in Cuba

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Staff Yearbook

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Illogic Tree

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Yo, this should be a two."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Yoga To-Do

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"