Love Logic Analyst T-Shirts

"If you really loved me you wouldn't expect me to spar with you."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

Staff Yearbook

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Illogic Tree

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Yo, this should be a two."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."