Love Adviser Mugs

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Try Mediation

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Window Treatment

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Love linked

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

'It's been years since she sang my praises.'

If you want to see love be love.

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

"My computer just texted me."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

Hollywood Breakup

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

Domestic Pardners

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

Complaints departement for men and women.

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

'She barely gives the Chateau Haut Brion a chance to breath.'