Lovable Locals Vs Tourists Gifts

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Wifi in Hell

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Essex computer.

"They migrate here each summer."

Touring Holidays - On the P***

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

Shop Local

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

EGGS laid in America

"Before you pack that, I want you to think – is it good or bad for America's prestige abroad?"

In the year 2035, a pair of iPhone 25s often doubled as a pair of skies.

Heading of with a packed bag

"Daddy's taking us out to buy a snowman!"

'Hey! - - Hold it up a minute - - I'm on the throne!'

Yachting.

Monster in Bath

A dinosaur selling t-shirts that say 'I heart land'

Entering Yoke.

'This is my granddad, the oldest geezer on the ski circuit.'

'On the other hand, it's quiet and peaceful in the summer.'

"It's a small town with a very small budget!"

Saint George.

Model village

'Don't try, luv, you'll never get the last word in here!'

'We thought we should get some sightseeing in before we're too old and creaky - We did Accrington today'

'We need to shop local. What big box chain store is closest?'