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"FYI, your retirement doesn't affect the daytime status of this chair."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Blue Stockings

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Chillaxing!

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Couch Potatoes

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Unabridged Dictionary

John takes a personivacation.

Lion Choir.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

'As a boss you'll find me hard, but fair. Actually, that's only half true.'

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

The psychiatrist.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Berger. I must have accidentally pressed the 'Sycophant' button."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'