Lounger In Chief Prints

"FYI, your retirement doesn't affect the daytime status of this chair."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Blue Stockings

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Chillaxing!

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Couch Potatoes

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

Unabridged Dictionary

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

John takes a personivacation.

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

The psychiatrist.

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

Lion Choir.

'As a boss you'll find me hard, but fair. Actually, that's only half true.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

Giraffe and mouse reading books: 'All Things Great' and 'All Things Small'.