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Future garbage truck driver.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"The subwoofers really help."

Waking Up With Rooster.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"Thank you."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"Harold, it's good you listen to your body, but must I listen to it too?"

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

Shouting

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Cash Cow

'I play it to kill time.'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

"I bray, therefore I am."

"The dawn of music. Hey! Some of us are trying to sleep!"

Deja Moo.

"I'm doing a science experiment for a school project, sir: can you please stand here and quack?"

CONNNCREEETE!

QuackBooks (duck finds a computer error).