Loud Noises Mugs

Future garbage truck driver.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"The subwoofers really help."

Things that go beep in the night.

Waking Up With Rooster.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Thank you."

"Harold, it's good you listen to your body, but must I listen to it too?"

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

Shouting

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Cash Cow

'I play it to kill time.'

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

I've found it! It was in the bread box! You've found the lost cellphone! SMASH! CRASH BOP! SMASH! Today's feature is offered as a catharsis for anyone who has ever lost a cellphone and been forced to listen to its low-battery beep from some undiscovered place. SMASH. Final beep (Death).

"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

"I bray, therefore I am."

"The dawn of music. Hey! Some of us are trying to sleep!"

"I'm doing a science experiment for a school project, sir: can you please stand here and quack?"

Deja Moo.

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

Mom? If you get Nana an mp3 player for Christmas

CONNNCREEETE!