Lotto Lover Gifts

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

'For the jillionth time, I have looked everywhere! That winning lottery ticket has got to be in his pants!'

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

'Who told you about my lottery win?'

Tradesman/Lottery Millionaires entrance

'I have this sure-fire method to beat the lottery!'

'Excuse me, can I borrow your pin?'

'What number is the hymn 'All things bright and beautiful'?'

'It's YOU, isn't it dear? You're the mystery lottery winner!'

"Pack your bags, Maureen! I've got the lottery up love!"

"Ooh, that reminds me. I must remember to put my lottery numbers on."

"Instead of getting a job this summer, I'm buying 50 lottery tickets every week."

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

"I have a good feeling about this!"

"No one knew for sure who won the lotto jackpot. . . but Jimmy indicated that his fiscal situation had improved."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

'I say we try it.'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"Have you been scratching this?"

"It's lotto fever."

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

"Where's the NHS money coming from? Well, I've decided that we will invest £10,000 a week into Euro lottery tickets..."

"The good news is, my son is a potential winner, bad news, I'm still buying his lottery tickets."

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."