Lost Hiker Vibes Gifts

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I think he was a celebrity."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Colonial Larrysburg.

George Michael

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Gustave Charpentier

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

'Old blue-screen's back!'

"Never too old to rock and roll."

"Who's there?"

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."

'That vintage reminded Harlow of his worst year in the market.'

John Lennon

Wotan

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

"There are times when I wonder what they might be thinking."

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

"I think it's an early version of facebook."

"The guard house is straight ahead, but I tell you right now there's been some mistake."

Steve Ray Vaughn.

Nostalgia TV.

'You know, I've been thinking. If only I could get Multitouch...'