Lost Hiker Vibes Mugs

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I think he was a celebrity."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Colonial Larrysburg.

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Gustave Charpentier

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Never too old to rock and roll."

"Who's there?"

Wotan

'That vintage reminded Harlow of his worst year in the market.'

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

Nostalgia TV.

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

"There are times when I wonder what they might be thinking."

"The guard house is straight ahead, but I tell you right now there's been some mistake."

'You know, I've been thinking. If only I could get Multitouch...'

"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."