Loss Of Financial Independence Pillows

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Investing your savings

Peter

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

A Balanced budget.

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

'It's great not needing to put anything aside for a rainy day.'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

No Money

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

'Strategic plan B: we chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'

'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.'

In case of insolvency break glass.

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

'Didn't listen to my investor's advice.'

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."