Loss Of Financial Independence T-Shirts

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Investing your savings

Peter

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

A Balanced budget.

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

A rising tide may lift all boats but I sank all my savings in beachfront properties.

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'It's great not needing to put anything aside for a rainy day.'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'

'Strategic plan B: we chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'

No Money

'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.'

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

In case of insolvency break glass.

'Didn't listen to my investor's advice.'

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."