Looming Pillows

'She's always got to go one better.' (Two catty ladies knitting, talking about the other lady at a loom).

A vampire in a canoe.

A day at the races

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Hardy Annuals

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Wrong leadership.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Lazy Rower.

Rowing machine on a river.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Family Feeling

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Keen gardener.

The Depressing Economic Crisis

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'I said I live in a boathouse not a houseboat.'

Meet the Oar-thor.

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

Oar-tobahn.

Viking Funeral

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...